Well, because I felt like it, I'm doing one of these survey-thingies. Yeah, I was bored. Oh well. Enjoy. Or don't. Your loss.

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect?
No way! Hen I would be a goddess or something and not filling out survey-thingies!

2.Tall?
If I answer “Yep” to this, the glare from my boyfriend might just kill me. Ah well. Yep.

3. In your pajamas?
Weeelll… not technically pajamas, but I do sleep in this, and change into it if I’m wearing jeans, so I guess so… *shrugs*

4. Left handed?
Nope, but my left hand writing is improving. It’s actually legible now! :thumbs up:

LAST:

1. Friend you saw:
Hm, toughie. …Bagel, we met on our bikes accidentally. Yep, I talk to bagels. Breakfast food is my friend.

2. Talked to on the phone:
A complete nut who read me three chapters of her story over the phone and has the incredibly common name of Sarah.

3. Person to text you:
Text? What’s text? Oooh, that thing my phone does? Huh. Didn’t know I could do that.

4. Was today better than yesterday?
Oh yeah, loads. No depressed boyfriend today. That instantly makes it 95% better than yesterday. The other 5%?

FAVORITES:

1. Number:
14. If I tell you why, Id’ have to kill you.

2. Color(s):
Agh… purple, golden, red, black. I like too many colors.

3. Fruit:
Do you know death gods like apples? So do I.

4. Places:
Down by the river. Yes, I KNOW it’s toxic. I happen to like poisonous sludge.

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
Rolled over, wrapped my right arm around my Simba doll and mumbled “good morning” into his mane.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
An itch on my back caused by a crappy bra. I shooould get a new one, but I enjoy torturing myself.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
In theaters, Prince Caspian, at home, Wallace and Gromit. Lots o’ fuzziness and wegatables.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
I never leave home. Weeeell… except to go riding around town on my bike getting lost among all the identical houses and then yelling at an invisible Edward Elric that it’s all his fault I got lost.

Q. Do you smile a lot?
Do predatory grins count? Do you like answering questions with another question? Do my crazy answers to this clue you in to whether I smile or not?

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
Why wish on stars when I can’t even see them due to light pollution? Nope, I’m just a birthday-candle type girl.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Sure, let’s go with that.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
O.o Uh, duh, in my bed, anywhere else would be too uncomfortable or cause too many rumors. And groundings.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A few days ago. Surprisingly, I don’t cry that often. But I couldn’t fall asleep, so I cried. No, I swear, I don’t cry all that often! It just comes out a weird points.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
"I love you." Yeah, yeah, I’m sappy. Those of you who don’t know who I’m mumbling my affections to aren’t gonna find out. Ha!

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
Right now? Not an average of the week? Right now I’d say 9.5. I’m taking points off for the sleepiness and boredom though.

Q: What do you hear right now?
“I’m bored. Do something better than filling out a survey, Dooooor. Pleeeeease?” Now it’s up to you to guess who.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
As soon as I read that, my left elbow started aching. Stupid survey-thingy.

Q: What's your favorite month?
Well, not the ones that include finals in them. Crazy as it sounds, probably August, since that’s when school starts. I like new beginnings.

Q: What did you do last night?
Um… I sleep during the night. Had a crazy dream about Edward Elric handing out uniforms in front of military HQ and saying “We’ll want the boots back.”

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now?
Does Edward Elric count? Yes, I know he’s fictional. Well, I do miss my boyfriend, crazy me.

2. Are you happy?
Nah, I’m just a sarcastic little girl who likes to pretend she sounds happy just for kicks. And yes, that was sarcasm.

3. Are you sad?
This frowny face is. But am I a frowny face?

4. Are you bored?
Should I be sarcastic again? Yeah, I’m bored, that’s why I’m doing this survey-thingy.

6. Are you nervous?
…Whyyy? I’m not onstage, am I?

8. Are you tired?
Zzzzzz… I’m sorry, what’d you say?

ABOUT YOU:

001. Real name?
Dorothy. You saying anything about a certain movie, and I’ll strangle you. Yes, through the computer. I have magic powers, Not. A. Word.

002. Nicknames?
Door, Deej, Dori, AA, Addict

003. Eye color?
Aw man, my answers are getting boring here. Blue. Maybe a turquoise sort of color, if you want to be specific.

004. Zodiac sign?
I’m a crazy scorpion in the west, and a wild horse in China.

005. Male or female?
Female. Boooring. Ask better questions.

008. Slut?
…Not that kind of better, sheesh. And no.

009. Smart?
Smart enough to try and answer these questions crazily. But don’t want to let my brain get to big, or I’ll start having headaches and having my brain leak out the back of my skull. That seriously happened to my pastor’s wife, heh.

010. Hair color?
Dark-ish brown. With red bits here and there. Lucky me I’m not a blond.

011. Long or short?
Longer than it’s been in a while. I likie the short. Though it was once down to my hips. So I’ll say it’s medium now.

013. Sweats or Jeans?
Why do you care? Oh yeah, making a crazy random survey-thingy. Okay then, jeans.

014. Phone or Camera?
Give me a camera and I can get embarrassing pictures of you to blackmail you into getting me a phone as well.

016. Drink or Smoke?
I drink lots of milk. And apple juice. I even know several apple juice drinking songs.

020. Tattoos?
Heeey, what happened to 017, 018, and 019? Some one stole them! Aaaah! 911! And nope, no tattoos, by the way.

021. Righty or lefty?
Righty. My left hand is insanely jealous and trying to catch up.

FIRSTS:

024. First best friend?
The numbers disappeared again… And Sami. We’re still friends.

025. First crush?
One of my few guy friends, Justin, who was an ice skater and very charming. I thought he would propose to me, but he ended up leaving town instead. Oh yeah, and we were both in third grade.

027. First pet?
A clown fish who disappointed me because he didn’t have bright colors or a cute little hat. Downright normal… and boring.

028. First big vacation?
I think it was South Dakota. I loved the big faces there.

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating?
Air.

050. Drinking?
H20 atoms.

052. I'm about to:
Fifty-one? Where is fifty one?? And… Go to bed, but I don’t want to admit it.

053. Listening to?
The fan humming, I thought I told you this.

054. Plans for today?
Ah, past midnight, so I suppose I’ll have to answer this properly. Wake up, read my book, write, eat lunch, read/write, get on gmail, eat dinner, waste time, go to bed, rinse, wash, repeat. Man, I sure love summer, don’t you?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? (Oh boy, they said the S word. I’m in trouble now…

070. Shorter or taller?
Again, what is going on with the numbers? Does no one else notice this? And height doesn’t matter all that much. Both guys I’ve dated have been shorter than me, but not by too much.

072. Romantic or spontaneous?
Can I go with romantically spontaneous? It’s the thought that counts, if he comes up with a great thought right on the spot, then awesome.

074. Sensitive or loud?
Give me zee sensitive.

075. Hook-up or relationship?
I am so NOT the type of girl to just hook-up with a guy. Relationship, please. With a side of fries.

HAVE YOU EVER:

079. Drank bubbles?
…Shut up, I was two. I stuck the wand straight in my mouth several times. Yeees, on purpose.

080. Lost glasses/contacts?
I’ve done the Velma thing of “Where are my glasses? I can’t see without my glasses!” but other than those mishaps, nope.

081. Ran away from home?
I always bring myself back. I once got two cities over before I turned around though.

084. Broken someone's heart?
Well, how am I suppose to know that, I only entirely know what goes on in my own heart.

085. Been arrested?
These are getting ridiculous. I’m a good girl, I don’t get arrested.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

090. Miracles?
Yeah. Ever seen a baby been born? Ever seen a kid’s face light up at the sight of a balloon? Miracles are everywhere. Ah, that wasn’t funny at all, was it? Dang.

092. Heaven?
Yep. Still not being funny.

093. Santa Claus?
An old fat guy who flies around with reindeer? Actually, I believed in him until about seventh grade. Refused to stop believing in him.

094. Love?
Yep, all the way. Hard not to believe when you know how it feels. Aw, not funny again.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Do you like someone?
Yep.

099. Do you believe in God?
Yep.

100. Answered the truth on all questions:
Yep.
Am I done now? My last answers weren't silly and I want to go cry off my shame in a hole.

Well, actually, I want to go to bed. Sleepy… Goodnight. Sorry I put you all through that. Well, not really. Twas fun. ...For me...